Soldier Hospitalized After Masturbating With CLP
FORT CAMPBELL, Ky. — After complaining that his "dick pipe closed up," Pvt. Eric Draughter was admitted to Blanchfield Army Community Hospital early Wednesday where he was diagnosed with having Cleaner, Lubricant, and Protectant (CLP) in his urethra.
“CLP, a solvent for stripping firing residue from weapons, is not meant for human consumption or use as a…
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