This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Mattis nomination forces battlefield evacuation of Marines in Iraq overcome by giant moto-boners
OUTSIDE MOSUL, Iraq — Hundreds of Marines tasked with training and advising Iraqi Army forces have been medically evacuated from the battlefield this week after being overcome by massive moto-boners.
The medical emergency followed the announcement that retired Marine Gen. James Mattis had been officially nominated for Secretary of Defense.
That number is expected to rise, as most Marines expect Mattis to eventually give an interview to reporters where he'll mention things such as Copenhagen, killing shitheads, or beating up protestors.
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