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Veteran on Facebook notes that aaron Hernandez is not among 22 veterans a day who kill themselves

RUSTON, La. — Local veteran Ryan Baker is about to post yet another Facebook statement about his take on the 22 veterans a day crisis, this time tying in the recent news that disgraced ex-NFL star Aaron Hernandez hung himself in prison, sources confirmed today.

“I think this one could surpass 10 likes,” says Andrew Delaquaex, a Facebook friend of Baker’s who isn’t quite yet sick of his shit. “I’ve never seen someone so passionately post about the 22 subject four times a week like Ryan has.”

Baker, a professional veteran who willingly ended his enlistment three years ago and spends a considerable amount of time openly proclaiming that he’d "go back in to fight ISIS in an instant” has been known for his riveting ability to twist any national topic into a post about veteran issues — most notably suicide.

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