Lightning Strike

God Strikes Down Ranger School For Allowing Women

EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. — The Almighty God answered prayers from around the nation begging for women to be removed from Ranger school on late Wednesday afternoon by striking down more than 40 students training in Florida with a swift and furious...
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A box containing Army Achievement Medals sit idle prior to an award ceremony at Coast Guard Sector Jacksonville, Monday June 6, 2011. 37 members assigned to Coast Guard Station Mayport, Fla., were awarded the medal for their performance of duty in supporting the Army's Military Outload Mission in the Jacksonville area. U.S. Coast Guard photo by Petty Officer 1st Class Christopher Evanson

Award Downgraded By Recommender

FORT BELVOIR, Va. — Sgt. Michael Malloy's Army Commendation Medal has been downgraded to an Army Achievement Medal by his recommender, a source within 29th Infantry Division personnel reports. “We are refuting all accusations from Sgt. Malloy,” said...
STAY ON GRASS

Army Print Shop Training Accident Turns Deadly

HINESVILLE, Ga. — An incident which claimed the lives of 13 senior Army enlisted personnel has been declared a training accident, Fort Stewart Public Affairs Officers confirmed today, after fake "STAY ON THE GRASS!" signs were accidentally distributed...
The 25th Infantry Division Tropic Lightning Week kicked off this morning with Maj. Gen. Charles Flynn, 25th ID Commanding General, leading the division on an esprit de corps run across Schofield Barracks.

CSM Fired After Offensive ‘Eskimo Dick’ Cadence

HONOLULU, Hawaii — Command Sgt. Major Katrina Hopewell, of the 225th BSB, was relieved of her duties today after an investigation into allegations that she led a derogatory cadence during a division run, according to a spokesman for the 25th Infantry...