United States ends Iran war
President says conflict was ‘definitely a war’ now that it’s over
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God too swamped with March Madness prayers to stop Iran ground war
Heavenly staff officers report prayer servers overwhelmed by bracket-related petitions
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Guy 'monitoring situation in Iran' just looking at thirst traps
Pentagon analysts confirm regional intelligence picture increasingly shaped by Instagram Reels
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Trump vows to sacrifice as many soldiers as it takes to distract from Epstein files
'There might even be a lot more. Who knows?' president tells nation in Oval Office address
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Typo leads to epic furry parties all over Tehran
'I even booked a flight. Packed my wolf outfit,' Defense Secretary says.
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Nicolás maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday
Marvel says former Venezuelan leader brings ‘authentic menace’ to next film.
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Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine
President says deal would be ‘tremendous,’ ‘very fair,’ and ‘honestly a win for everyone’
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Saudi crown prince gifts Trump solid gold bone saw
Kingdom's sharp diplomatic gesture cuts through red tape and flesh
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Trump announces CIA op in Venezuela will go off without a hitch next week
President promises ‘best, most secret invasion ever — everybody knows it’
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US invades Venezuela after discovering massive stores of 'big booty Latinas'
Recruiting offices report record surge in male applicants aged 13 to 97
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Trump recalls Jan 6ers to D.C.
This marks the first time a cosplay militia has been federally activated by executive order
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ICE partners with Taliban to round up Afghan interpreters
Under the agreement, the Taliban will offer “on-the-ground expertise” in displacing and shattering the lives of former allies.
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Trump gets Greenland in blockbuster three-way trade with Spain
Trade deadline shocker shakes up NATO division standings
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Taliban to probe allegations of fair treatment of women
"A man should feel safe as he walks down the street, not agonizing that a woman could be around any corner."
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Jeff and tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck?
All we asked for was 80% compliance.
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
The markings will distinguish U.S. forces from “freedom-hating and war-mongering Ukrainians,” according to Hegseth.
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Mike Flynn appointed special envoy to the region between Putin’s ass cheeks
Senior defense officials say Flynn is an accomplished expert on the international enclave.
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The pros and cons of a Russian propagandist serving as director of national intelligence
Pro: This will own the libs, so hard
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NORTHCOM assures Canada new OPLAN Crimson just 'fun thought experiment'
"It’s just a fun little thought experiment for our planners to get some practice.”
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North Korean soldier given sharpie for first time draws penis
So typical.
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North Korean troops stunned by luxurious lifestyle of Russian counterparts
“This is what a true Communist nation looks like!” said a North Korean lieutenant.
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Russian Army implements mandatory 'bring your child to work' program
“You try leading a tank battalion while also finding a juice box for your kid during a mortar strike," said one lieutenant.
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Ukraine war victims glad Americans voted their conscience
“It’s just so inspiring and reassuring to see the pro-life vote out in force,” said Oksana Petrenko, a six-year-old from Mariupol.
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Command and staff students excited to wargame upcoming civil war
"No one gets to launch tactical nukes at Philadelphia until they’re 100% complete on annual training.”
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Al Qaeda marks 9/11 anniversary with honor flight to New York
The State Department has condemned the plan as “appalling” and “outrageous,”
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