Controversy surrounds gay Marine's ‘make him famous’ text message to platoon

Screenshot from one Marine's iPhone CAMP PENDLETON, CA - San Francisco-based Semper Pink, the premier advocacy organization for gay infantry Marines, is once again rallying its supporters after

Marine falls asleep desperately refreshing MARADMIN ‘awards update’ search

SAN DIEGO, CA - Marine Corps officials are confirming that at least one Marine fell asleep in his barracks room last night with his fingers still rested on the control and

Hero MP stops speeding car going 8 Mph, saves countless lives

STUTTGART, GERMANY — Local military police officer William Moya is being called "an all-American hero" by his command today after his actions were credited with saving countless lives

Hardest working sailor determined by Shiniest boots, immaculate uniform

NORFOLK, VA - Yeoman Third Class Roger Dawes was named USS Gonzalez’s Junior Sailor of the Year for maintaining an immaculate boot shine, military creases in his coveralls, and having

Mob violence breaks out at West Point, 63 wounded

WEST POINT, NY — Mob violence struck the United States Military Academy at West Point yesterday when a large confrontation between upperclassmen and freshmen, also known as Plebes, resulted in over

US General's pornography collection promotes female empowerment in Afghanistan

Paula Broadwell linked to affairs with half of the clandestine services

LANGLEY, VA – Officials with the Central Intelligence Agency are facing continued fallout from revelations that Paula Broadwell has been linked to affairs with CIA Director David "Peaches" Petraeus,

After Petraeus scandal, Tampa strip clubs look for more biographers

TAMPA, FL - In light of recent revelations concerning CIA Director David Petraeus’ extra marital affair, several gentlemen’s clubs in the Tampa Metro area have begun looking for female biographers

Mandatory Christmas party is 'completely voluntary', says Sergeant Major

Good times.

Supply chief has complete conversation with grunt without understanding single word

File: Supply Marines OKINAWA, JAPAN - Supply Company Gunnery Sergeant Dan Williams confirmed today that despite a wide range of accomplishments and experiences in the Corps, he had absolutely no idea

Study: Dramatic increase in fitness test scores when participants are crying

PETERSON AFB, CO - A recent study has revealed the surprising result that Air Force physical fitness test scores increase dramatically when participants are crying. Dr. Lamm Baum, a military psychologist,

College Chicken-Hawks hold annual conference, vow support for more wars

Members use their laptops to take to Twitter and Facebook in support of more wars for other people to fight. MADISON,WI – Hundreds of college students, representing more than ninety

Public affairs baffled after anti-drug advertisement actually works

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Officials at the Pentagon are shocked that a public service announcement (PSA) warning against using spice and other designer drugs played on the Armed Forces Network has

Marines engage in reckless behavior due to lack of safety brief

CAMP HANSEN, OKINAWA — Marine Staff Sgt. Vincent Heiserman is facing the prospect of court martial today after failing to give Marines under his charge a weekend safety brief, according to