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Fort Cavazos soldier discovers body while dumpster diving for food

Upside alert! Decomposing corpses are an appetite suppressant!

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Fort Cavazos soldier discovers body while dumpster diving for food
Ft. Cavazos: Come for the food scraps, stay for the murder investigations!

FORT CAVAZOS, Tx — A young soldier searching for food scraps in a dumpster behind a now-shuttered on-post McDonald’s recently made a grisly discovery. PFC Yan Bing was licking crumbs from the bottom of a bag of “SunChips” when he grabbed a pizza box in hopes of finding a moldy crust and instead exposed the remains of a young woman.

“I haven’t eaten in about three days,” said a visibly emaciated Bing. “But I guess if I am looking on the bright side, finding a dead girl in the trash really makes you lose your appetite.”

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