ATLANTA, Ga – The military's efforts to provide more opportunities for gender equality, religious expression, and overall sensitivity towards service members have proved popular with many service members. But Army Staff Sgt. (Ret.) Duh Hur Dur isn't happy, and according to friends has taken to social media in a series of posts and videos voicing his concerns regarding the current climate of the modern military.
“Hur dur ba dur dur!” exclaimed the veteran in a recent video posted on his Facebook page. “Fur da dur hurdy dur DUR!” the video went on to say. Soldiers who have seen the video say the most poignant part came when Hur Dur described the current military leadership as “Bur Durs” and “Lur Bur Dur Bur DUR DUR!”
“I was blown away,” said Gen. Mark Milley, Chief of Staff of the United States Army. “The video was shown to me by our public affairs staff and it completely transformed the way I planned on managing our troops.”