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30 May Neuralink placed in Marine crashes Pornhub "I saw it all. All of Pornhub at once. I was, like, the god of porn for a minute.” 2 min 28 May Army study: Soldiers have bigger dicks than sailors The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating. 2 min 16 May Dyslexic officer cuts IED training from EOD course “Oops, I got my wires crossed again." 2 min 9 May USS Clinton Skipper Claims He Did Not have international relations in South China sea “You should’ve seen what those beaches were wearing," the captain said. 3 min 2 May Duffel Blog presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases "There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up" 3 min 30 Apr Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign The service's novel approach is to recruit technologically adept virgins into the intelligence community. 4 min 22 Apr Pope dies rather than spend 15 more minutes with a POG Anonymous clergy sources confirmed that Francis had reviewed Vance’s background and uttered the words “Not today, Satan." 3 min 21 Apr Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats A 34-inch, 32-ounce piece of American maple hurtling through international waters with big league dreams. 3 min 7 Mar Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD vance’s soul “I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.” 4 min
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