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Opinion: How I learned to stop worrying and love my low testosterone

By Gen. Thomas R. Keller

For 35 years, I have defended this nation against enemies, insurgents and whatever country CENTCOM decided needed freedom that fiscal year.

But I am finished.

No pun intended.

I simply cannot do this shit anymore.

My testosterone is 187. I’m 67 pounds overweight. My knees sound like someone opening a bag of SunChips. I haven't had a meaningful erection since I pulled out of your mom — I mean

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