By Doug Abernathy The troops, right? I love ’em. They’re the unequaled heroes of the free world. No one can come close to their celestial presence. They’re angels in camouflage. They
The following is an op-ed article written by Jesus. Seriously fam. See that guy’s shirt in the picture above? Stop wearing this stupid shirt. Ever since I met those Roman soldiers in the Garden
The following is an Op-Ed by the editors of Jezebel.com Listen up, femme fatales! A new demographic of war fighters has exploded onto the scene in Mosul and has already shaken the ground beneath our f
All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers) All the single soldiers Now put your hands up Up i
The following is a brief given by the motivated Mullah Al Habib to new ISIS insurgents before they leave for Europe. Okay, listen up men! Today is the first day of a brand new assignment, and I kn
The following is an op-ed written by a staff sergeant who is about to lose his mind at the base medical clinic. What do you mean you can’t locate my record? I just handed you the 34th copy of it whe
By Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) Greetings. First, I’d like you to know that I am being treated very well by the Trump administration. Our glorious new President, Donald J. Trump, has been absolute
The following is an op-ed written by the staff sergeant who accosted you in the Marine Corps Exchange. Ay there, devil dog! Yes, you! Get over here, yoohoo. Quick, fast, and in a hurry. “Aye aye, St
The following is an opinion article written by Candy Smith, a professional escort from Elko, Nevada. In my line of work I have a lot of interaction with military personnel from around the world, and
The following is an opinion piece by Donald J. Trump, Republican candidate for President of the United States. I have taken some criticism recently for saying veteran suicides may be due to some sol
