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4 Nov Patriotic soldier loves America so much he’s plotting to overthrow it “The Founding Fathers didn’t have Twitter, but if they did, they’d be tweeting exactly what I’m thinking." 3 min 31 Oct Annual sorting cover ceremony sorts recruits into military branches As recruit H. Potter was called forward, he was heard muttering, “Not Marines, not Marines." 2 min 21 Oct Fort Cavazos solves housing crisis by giving up entirely “Do we really want Pfc. Joe Garlic and his 2.5-yard apes tearing the place up? 2 min 16 Oct Wife of deployed soldier endorses Jody for Congress "We all hear horror stories about Jody and Dear John letters, but I saw this on a campaign ad. I mean, what the fuck?” 2 min 4 Oct Army establishes Virtue Signal Corps The operational support branch is responsible for self-righteous, performative displays of arbitrary moral superiority across all domains of warfare. 3 min 30 Sep 4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate We’ll ask the hard-hitting questions. 2 min 27 Sep Guardsman solves horse-sized duck vs. duck-sized horses field problem The barracks room debate is over, thanks to the National Guard. 3 min 16 Sep Pentagon reveals soldiers have eaten cats and dogs for decades "It turns out that the mysterious meat served in DFACs was not the ‘Grade-H beef’ we claimed." 3 min 28 Aug Opinion: This page maliciously left blank You can’t control Ctrl+F me? Well, Ctrl+F you, pal. 2 min
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