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15 Apr 'Persian Wife Finder' sees spike in white males aged 18-25 Pentagon says surge in interest ‘not an official line of effort’ 2 min 16 Feb VA benefits reduced to 9mm and bottle of bourbon Secretary says package ‘covers most needs’ and ‘cuts out a lot of paperwork’ 2 min 4 Feb ICE recruiters complain not enough candidates fail the ASVAB Agency warns talent pool ‘dangerously close to functional literacy’ 2 min 28 Jan Vet T-shirt company releases ‘shall be infringed’ line Company says shift reflects ‘evolving understanding of constitutional rights’ 2 min 26 Nov Study confirms best time to be in military was exactly 5 years before you joined Every generation agrees: yours ruined everything. 2 min 19 Nov Guy who almost joined military now enjoying career as ICE agent He may still join the military, but only after his mom gets back from Bingo. 4 min 12 Nov Stephen Miller calls ICE on commissary baggers for asking him to tip “He screamed that tipping was socialism and threw a can of creamed corn at the nearest enlisted kid.” 3 min 22 Sep Inside the race to design the douchiest Department of War t-shirt Pete Hegseth demands designs that are ‘super fucking lethal.’ 1 min 23 Jul Green Beans calls up reserve baristas Company pledges espresso superiority across all combat zones. 3 minThe Duffel Brief, by electronic mail



