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VA secretary promises to personally punch every veteran in the nutsack
“If you’re excited about these changes, just wait til you see what I do to your balls.”
Mar 12, 2025 · 3 min read
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Incoming DNI Tulsi Gabbard vows to delete 'fake' intel connecting her to Russia
Meanwhile, local IT professionals have been baffled by a sudden surge in job listings for “data sanitization experts."
Dec 11, 2024 · 3 min read
Ex-Army sniper prepares for potential VA healthcare cuts
"Look, I get it. Balancing the budget is hard," he said, gesturing toward a stack of unopened medical bills.
Dec 9, 2024 · 4 min read
Mia Khalifa not taking veteran PTSD lying down
Porn star spreading word, legs as required
Nov 15, 2024 · 3 min read
Senator Tuberville puts hold on Veterans Day
Tuberville says his stance is not only morally correct but is also a means of solving a military personnel crisis.
Nov 11, 2024 · 3 min read
Veterans suffer flashbacks after watching comedian bomb
One vet described the onslaught as “comedic IEDs.”
Oct 30, 2024 · 3 min read
Veterans advise hurricane relief recipients on Rat-fucking MREs
“People may have been evacuated by soldiers, but they don’t have to eat like them."
Oct 18, 2024 · 4 min read
Wife of deployed soldier endorses Jody for Congress
"We all hear horror stories about Jody and Dear John letters, but I saw this on a campaign ad. I mean, what the fuck?”
Oct 16, 2024 · 3 min read
Walz stops rally to tell sleepy attendee to stand up in the back
"Hey, hero, stand up and get to the back of the hall! God dang!"
Oct 11, 2024 · 3 min read
Zyn, Rip It sponsor first enlisted VP debate
"Who better to sponsor this historic debate than these two powerhouses of enlisted life?”
Oct 2, 2024 · 2 min read
'It's like living in a school zone,' says rattled secret service agent protecting Trump
"What am I, seven years old?” said Special Agent David Radcliff.
Sep 18, 2024 · 3 min read
Berkeley home depot unveils 10% military surcharge
"A perfect way to show our veterans how much this community respects their service.”
Sep 13, 2024 · 3 min read
Future Gold Star families torn over who will offer least support when their child dies
"Do I want Trump to forget to call me or Harris? It’s a pickle.”
Sep 6, 2024 · 4 min read
Trump criticized for 'sneaking in a quick nine' at Arlington national cemetery
“Where’s McCain?” Trump asked. “I want to make a chip shot off his headstone.”
Aug 30, 2024 · 3 min read
Project 2025 to cut veterans
GOP blueprint offers bold vision to sacrifice those who have sacrificed
Aug 7, 2024 · 3 min read
Study says VA unable to provide veterans relief that drugs and alcohol can
"One veteran even mentioned that his local bartender has never once put him on hold."
Jul 10, 2024 · 3 min read
Nation celebrates tradition of asking veterans whether or not fireworks bother them
Happy 4th of July!
Jul 4, 2024 · 3 min read
Experts agree: ‘The sound of freedom’ is actually tinnitus
3M CEO: 'Tinnitus is patriotism and vice versa.'
May 20, 2024 · 2 min read
Terminally ill vet gets wish to jerk it one last time in Iraq
American hero can only orgasm at 105 degrees amidst the smell of blue fluid
May 11, 2024 · 3 min read
Top 5 disability ratings as ranked by a drunk guy at the VFW
"Trust me."
Feb 2, 2024 · 2 min read
Vet walks around PX avoiding life; reminiscing about walking around the PX avoiding work
Panda Express? Robin Hood? Subway? Dude, let's check out GameStop.
Dec 5, 2023 · 2 min read
Tommy Tuberville applies for VA benefits
Cites "Playing Division One South Eastern Conference Schedule" as source of PTSD
Nov 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Automated VA voicemail just long enough to tie the rope, study finds
Just hang on. Not yourself, silly!
Nov 7, 2023 · 2 min read
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