Army Announces New Occupational Specialties; Includes Decruiters, Clearing Barrel NCO Dirty June 22, 2013 Army 24 Comments Follow Duffel Blog: Fortification enhancement specialists at work. WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Army reported the creation of several new Military Occupational Specialties today, seeking to ease the burden on current servicemembers already pulling double- and triple-duty. By spreading some of the workload to these new MOS holders, soldiers like infantrymen or mechanics can focus their efforts completely on their primary tasks and duties. Ultimately, the Army hopes that it can increase the numbers of presence patrols conducted, hours it can dedicate to mentoring coalition forces, shorter vehicle downtime in maintenance shops, and an overall more effective fighting force. Some of the newly created MOS offerings include: 31S—Chow Bouncer: The Chow Bouncer is a new MOS in the 31 series, reserved for Military Police roles. Duties include supervising entrances to military dining facilities, or DFACs, to ensure that all entering personnel are in appropriate uniform, have their military ID cards, dogtags, a current copy of orders, long-form birth certificates, and a blood sample before eating. Common functions of the Chow Bouncer’s job will include turning hungry, sometimes belligerent soldiers away for not having their ID cards, or for attempting to wear dirty PTs or personal protective equipment into the mess hall. As with all 31 series MOS holders, the Chow Bouncer will operate outside the normal rank structure in the performance of his or her duties, and will have unchecked power over all other soldiers in the Army (except Warrant Officers.) 22G—Fortification Enhancement Specialist: Fortification Enhancement Specialists are responsible for ordering, filling, and deploying the Army’s growing array of sandbags. From the standard NSN 8105-00-142-9345 “Green” sandbags to high-tech, modernized NSN 8105-01-331-3704 “Tan” sandbags, 22Gs will gain job skills critical to the operation and maintenance of Army bases overseas. Advanced Individual Training (AIT) for this branch will last 23 weeks, and cover the 83 ways to fill sandbags, as well as how to order and use replacement parts for broken sandbags. 92C—Clearing Barrel NCO: Clearing Barrel NCOs will provide assistance to officers and support-specialty soldiers who find reading explicit directions from a billboard too complicated. The primary role of the 92C is to guide confused soldiers through the appropriate clearing procedures, or replacing the weapon with a tin whistle, in case the soldier becomes endangered in future operations. 89R—Brass Recovery Specialist: A new position in the Ordnance Corps, Brass and Ammo Recovery Specialists at home will scour ranges in order to collect and sort spent brass casings leftover from previous training events. When deployed overseas, these soldiers may find themselves attached to patrols and combat operations, closely following the Forward Line of Troops and recovering spent brass under situations of extreme pressure. When at all possible, Brass Recovery Specialists will also be encouraged to collect brass fired by enemy combatants. 79G—Decruiter NCO: 79G is a new secondary MOS available to qualified personnel. With Army and National Guard units vastly oversized and facing sweeping budgetary reductions, Decruitment NCOs will specialize in counseling fellow soldiers against reenlistment. Consideration for bonuses will be made for Decruiters who can dissuade Sergeants First Class or above from reenlistment, in an effort to clear the career path for lower enlisted personnel and to save the Army money on future pension payments. Guidance for the new military occupational specialties have already been sent out to soldiers on recruiting duty nationwide. Garyn Mercer says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM Haha Jason R Wilson says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM Really! Peter Kirk says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM I want to be a fornication recruiter. John Quincy says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM Fing hilarious! Brigham Bush says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM To bad this isn’t real. I’d so be a chow bouncer. Stephen Mirambeau says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM I want to be a decruiter. I will excel at it so good that I’ll will decruit myself. Where do I apply? Miri BNeram says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM Anyone out there remember- “No More Task Force Smiths” build- down effort in the early ’90s? Erich Maria de Villiers says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM Bring back MOS 03D – “Arts And Crafts Specialist”. Rob Slater says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM I thought all SFCs signed indefinite re-enlistments. I had an E-6 do that last year as well (or is that more a function of time in service as opposed to rank?) Just splitting hairs, this one had me suppressing laughter in the office. Erich Maria de Villiers says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM What about WALL TO WALL COUNSELOR? Anonymous says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM I thought for sure that 27F, Barracks Legal Adviser would be on the list. Without them, the power of the First Sergeant and Company Commander would go unchecked. Serenity Collier says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM DAMN, just…wow. Chow bouncer–no DFAC is complete without one. Javi Mack says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM Hahaha! Ed Kenny says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM dang, that’s a good one. I like the 89R, I pulled that duty in the Marine Corps. Ken Hansen says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM I self decruited many years ago, am I eligible for a retroactive bonus? Mike Day says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM Fortification Enhancement Specialist clearly is a 12 series specialty Aaron Rock says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM What about “Concertina Emplacer”? I still have scars from that stuff. It should be a specialized position, as it is far too dangerous and complicated for GIs. Stephen Unzueta says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM In my day it was mess duty, fire watch and burning the crappers! Don Hand says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM Once I got hemmed up after patrol because the Clearing barrel guard wanted me to clear and safe my weapon. Reasonable request right? Show me the procedures for a 12 guage mossberg Sarge… And no, I’m not going to put the tube of the “thingy” into the barrel and pull the trigger.” Nick Chandler says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM thank god I found a derecruiter when I did. Now when my wife makes me dinner and I say thank you she says, “Don’t thank me, thank your derecruiter.” Mike DeSimone says: February 26, 2014 at 12:56 AM I need to talk to a decruiter. I occasionally suffer from motivation.