NORAD 'Santa Tracker' Accidentally Reveals US Nuclear Targets
PETERSON AFB, CO — North American Aerospace Defense Command is furiously denying allegations the organization's holiday tradition of tracking Santa Claus' path on Christmas Eve led to the leak of targeting parameters for America's hefty nuclear intercontinental ballistic arsenal.
“I thought it was strange that we had Santa starting out here in the Rockie…
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