God too swamped with March Madness prayers to stop Iran ground war
Heavenly staff officers report prayer servers overwhelmed by bracket-related petitions
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Army secretary decries 'PowerPoint in parade form' for Trump's birthday
Senior leaders cite “mission creep,” cosplay mishaps, and energy drinks as key factors in birthday parade debacle.
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Colonel flies flag upside down to protest base golf course fees
Watch him blame it on his wife
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Experts agree: ‘The sound of freedom’ is actually tinnitus
3M CEO: 'Tinnitus is patriotism and vice versa.'
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Bill to strengthen HIPAA would strip PII from military graves, memorials
You can't steal what you can't see
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Arlington replaces confederate statue with statue of interracial gay troops kissing
Super gay statue replaces replaces thick, triumphant Confederate shaft
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New Miss America eager to "bomb the shit out of the enemies of America"
DEI advocates excited to see beauty queens represented in air-to-air combat
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General Nakasone loses sticky note with Cyber command master password
"I had it in my wallet too, but I got a new one and I guess I didn't move it over."
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E4 Mafia tries to submit ‘alternate slate of evaluators’ for promotion board
"This was nothing more than a peaceful tour of a promotion board"
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It's a first! Air Force basic trainee becomes grandad
Tricare for life is cool but how long is this guy gonna be around?
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Opinion: On Veterans Day, I thank hostile nations for my retirement pay
Shout outs are due!
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Mishap pilot christens F-35 wreckage, names it ‘whiskey dick’
This never happened with his old F-35.
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Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on st. Patrick's day
Kiss me, I'm glowing!
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Space Force chief releases annual ‘binge-watch’ list
Reading is sooooo 2019.
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