RANDOLPH AFB, TX – The United States Air Force is on the verge of collapse today after it was discovered that a page within Air Force Instruction 91-202 was actually unintentionally left blank, Duffel Blog has learned.The page, which was ostensibly page 12-5 of AFI 91-202, the Air Force instruction that ironically governs the Air Force's Mishap Prevention Program, was unintentionally left blank due to a yet-to-be-deciphered error that possibly originated somewhere in the Middle East.
“It’s bad. Really bad,” said Staff Sgt. Jose Maldonado, a supply clerk with 902d Mission Support Group at Randolph.
