Hometown somehow sucks even more than when you first enlisted

You spent how many hours driving up and down this road in high school?

YOUR HOMETOWN, USA— When Marine Pfc. Stockton Bloom returned home to Wilson, NC for his mother’s birthday this past September, he made a horrifying discovery. The hometown he hated so much while in high school had somehow gotten noticeably worse.

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