Fort Bragg, N.C. — An Army major met a disastrous end when he was forced to attend morning PT formation for the first time in seven years, sources confirmed today.
Maj. Eric Hindenburg burst into a ball of fire the moment the battalion commander called the unit to attention.
“We couldn’t tell if it was the sun coming up or one of the joes lighting more fireworks or what. I’ve seen some strange things before, but I've never actually seen a major at PT formation,” Sgt. Mark Tunguska told reporters.
