YOUR ORDERLY ROOM — Sir! I’m glad you’re back. While you were out, there was an important phone call for you. It’s vital that you call them back right away.
Who was it? Ah…well, I’m not sure I remember. I’m pretty sure it was a dude, though. Or, like, a really strong woman.
Their rank? It was, uh…maybe…a Colonel? Or a Master Sergeant? Maybe a…Corporal-Captain? Do those exist anymore?
I know it wasn’t the Sky Marshal, because I would have recognized his voice.
