NORFOLK, Va. — Weirdo Seaman Jacob Parke is on watch talking about how he can freeze time again, sources report.
Parke is spending the entire 1200 – 1700 watch on the quarterdeck of USS Ramage (DDG-61) explaining how he can stop time, making the waves go backwards, and turn invisible when no one is looking.
“First he started explaining how he was one of the eight people born with the soul earthstone or some shit,” Fire Controlman 1st Class Nancy Atler said. “He went on about how he’s found three others, when they find the rest their powers will 'enhance.'"
