ISIS suicide bomber actually hoping for 72 experienced sluts
RAQQA, Syria — A recent honor graduate of the Islamic State Suicide Bomber School of Excellence has publicly voiced concerns over the sexual experience of the 72 women awaiting him in the afterlife, sources confirmed today.
“I’ve never been with a woman before, so there’d be no sexual skill between all of us virgins,” said Amar Hussein, expressing fears …
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