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Mattis puts Amazon 'Doritos Dash Button' button on Trump's desk and tells him it's for launching nukes
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Mattis puts Amazon 'Doritos Dash Button' button on Trump's desk and tells him it's for launching nukes

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON — Defense Secretary Jim Mattis placed an Amazon 'Dash Button' on President Donald Trump's desk that orders a 12-pack of Doritos while telling him it was for launching a nuclear strike on North Korea, sources confirmed today.

The move came just days after the president taunted North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on Tuesday, mentioning that he had a…

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