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US Navy SEAL actually just ‘really tactical’ gunner’s mate
USS NEW ORLEANS (LPD-18) – Sources confirmed today that Petty Officer Third Class Rob Shakely, thought to be a Navy SEAL, is actually just an ordinary Gunner’s Mate. Shakely,
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Point/counterpoint: The range is clear
The following is a point/counterpoint opinion article written by each side of the range paddle. The White Side of a Two-Toned Range Paddle — The Range is Clear The
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Unit chemical officer has no idea what he's doing
TEL AVIV — A horrific chemical weapons attack in the Sinai that allowed an Army chemical officer to demonstrate his superior training and competency has left hundreds dead and many more
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US Army: 'We needed to destroy this holiday party in order to save it'
A shocking, top secret document outlining the U.S. Army's planning process for leaders putting together Christmas parties has been leaked to the media. Duffel Blog has obtained
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SPONSORED: Choose the exchange for all your not-being-naked needs!
Having trouble concealing your body this fall? The Base Exchange has you covered! With our wide assortment of khaki slacks and impressive turtleneck sweaters, you will very specifically not be
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War 'actually just like the video games' drone operator tells guy at bar
SAN ANTONIO, TX – “Fighting in modern warfare has far more in common with video games than any previous conflict,” Senior Airman Ethan Miller told some guy that he was talking
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In discipline row, skipper of USNS Mercy keelhauled
SAN DIEGO, CA — In a harsh and stunning display of martial discipline, Navy officials have reported that in response to numerous disciplinary infractions aboard the hospital ship USNS Mercy, they
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DHS wishes local Arab-American would just hatch terrorist plot already
CHICAGO, IL – A surveillance team with the Department of Homeland Security reports that they wish Ibrahim Dawud, a local Arab-American whom the department is currently surveilling, would just get
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Outgoing Company Commander: 'I hate you all'
The following is a transcript of outgoing company commander Capt. Vince Miller’s change of command speech. Good morning everyone. I’d normally begin with our unit motto, but after
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Marine Infantrywoman checks into unit, buys ford Mustang at 46% interest
CAMP LEJEUNE, NC — Enduring distrust and protests to serving in an all-male world, sources confirm that one of the first female Marines to graduate infantry training has already integrated
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Bagram Airbase helps Army broadcaster be Batman for a day
BAGRAM, AFGHANISTAN - In what has been described as the most heart-warming story to come out of Afghanistan since The Kite Runner and Operation Moshtarek, the entire airbase of Bagram
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Army convoy in Iraq still waiting for EOD to arrive
ROUTE TAMPA, IRAQ — Troops with the 505th Transportation Battalion conducting convey security operations found an object nearly two years ago that appeared to be an IED and requested an Explosive
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Obama on military cuts: If you like your job, you can keep it
ANNAPOLIS — In a speech at the United States Naval Academy on Tuesday, President Obama pledged to the assembled naval and Marine cadets that despite serious drawdowns, no service member would
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Nation demands deployed troops return Home—Oh shit the game is starting again
SMALL TOWN, USA — Saying the war on terror has dragged on too long and it's no longer necessary that our troops be deployed to war zones, citizens across
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Iranian comedy 'jihad' bombs Onstage
WASHINGTON, DC – Former Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad has found a new career: not in politics, but in comedy. The diminutive but always feisty politician recently opened the start of a
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North Korea expands air defense zone to include eastern United States
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — In a move that outsiders are referring to as both daring and provocative, North Korean leader "Lil'" Kim Jong-un has announced that his
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Obama takes 'selfie' at fallen soldier’s funeral
ARLINGTON, VA — Shortly after returning from the memorial service for former South African President Nelson Mandela where he was photographed taking a picture with other world leaders and sending obscene
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Iran: 'We have much to be thankful for'
TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei has told his countrymen that Iran has much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving holiday. "If you had told me ten years
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Beetle bailey Rebooted as ‘sexy, ultra-violent noir graphic novel’
CHICAGO — The long-running and beloved daily newspaper comic strip Beetle Bailey will get a gritty, in-your-face reimagining starting early next year. Syndicated Comics International, the conglomerate which
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Navy town celebrates return of drunk-driving, bar-fighting miscreants
NORFOLK, Va. — Waving flags and hoisting colorful hand-made signs, community members gathered today on Norfolk Naval Station to welcome home the men and women of the carrier USS Dwight
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General Mattis crosses Potomac with 100,000 troops; President, Senate flee city
WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented turn in American history, retired Marine Gen. James Mattis, several years after being dismissed by the President and exiled to his estate in the countryside, marched
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Desperate Army football team on verge of discovering forward pass
WEST POINT, NY – Coaches of the Army football team at West Point confirm they are putting the finishing touches on the "forward pass" — a move they say will
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Thank you America, that wall really needed to go anyways
The following was written by Duffel Blog special correspondent Ahmed ibn Muhammed ibn Muhammed Bashir Muhammed, a resident of Mosul, Iraq. Hello America, are you there? It's me,
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'This is the most important training of your career,' says chief teaching pointless class
NORFOLK, VA — Junior sailors onboard the USS Wasp are listening intently as Damage Controlman Chief Jose Cortez stresses the importance of learning about something they will never hear about again,
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