JOINT BASE LANGLEY-EUSTIS, Va. — The U.S. Army Training and Doctrine Command announced the most recent attempt at Army retention today — another badge.
The Army says the badge-hunter badge will distinguish the service, citing the successes of historic organizations like the Boy Scouts of America, the restaurant Chotchkie's from the movie Office Space, and Mattel’s line of never-ending Barbie accessories.
Public Affairs Officer Maj. John Wagner called it “the mother of all badges,” in a press briefing.