STERLING HEIGHTS, Mich. — Walgreens was significantly underbid on a Tricare prescription contract by metro Detroit drug dealer and amateur porn star Greg 'Frog Dog' Wilkins to the tune of $325 million, sources confirmed.
The shocking turn of events comes on the heels of TriCare's jettison of incumbent drug provider CVS, which was dropped weeks ago for competitor Walgreens. However, TriCare spokesman Claudia Baker told media that Wilkins' bid, which included a "first taste is free" program, was simply too good to pass up.
"The monumental savings is a boon for TriCare," said Baker. "Additionally, Wilkins' explicit yearly give-backs in the form of 'side hustles' and 'protection fees' were 'delighters' corporate conglomerates couldn't even come close to."
Wilkins also agreed to an easy, all-cash system, eliminating credit card and check processing costs completely, Baker added.
