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Major dies while on hold with SATO travel

Literally no one surprised.

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Major dies while on hold with SATO travel

Go ahead, hang up, we dare you.

FORT BRAGG, NC — Army Maj. Alexander Stiltskin recently passed away while on hold with SATO Travel, the office responsible for assisting service members once their government travel arrangements inevitably fail or go awry.

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