LANGLEY AFB, Va. — The U.S. Air Force announced Friday that its pilots will no longer be authorized to wear flightsuits while engaging in sexual activity, to include making love, having sex, and masturbating while making eye contact with themselves in a mirror.
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USAF pilots no longer authorized to wear flightsuits during sex
They can still ‘talk’ with their hands, though.
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