The following is a point/counterpoint discussion about timely arrival for formation. The point will be presented by an Army sergeant first class with elevated blood pressure. The counterpoint will be presented by a typical Army private.
Point: You’re late for formation! You better be in the parking lot right now!
Counterpoint: new phone who dis?
Point: Private Guerrera, this is Sergeant First Class Jones. I just called you 10 times and first sergeant is about to murder me because you missed 0300 work call. Where are you?