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Trump reconsiders immigration 'ban' after learning it could affect his future ex-wife

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WASHINGTON — President Trump is considering rescinding an executive order temporarily barring people traveling to the United States from seven Muslim-majority countries, after he saw a story highlighting a gorgeous Iranian woman that he “absolutely had to grab," sources confirmed.

According to senior White House sources, the President was watching his favorite shows when he came across a report on a young, buxom Iranian student affected by the ban. "Look at that broad," a source quoted Trump as saying. "She’s like a Persian Melania — and those tits."

The President immediately ran into the Oval Office where he began drafting an addendum to the executive order, which was obtained by Duffel Blog.

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