Ukraine war victims glad Americans voted their conscience

“It’s just so inspiring and reassuring to see the pro-life vote out in force,” said Oksana Petrenko, a six-year-old from Mariupol.

Command and staff students excited to wargame upcoming civil war

"No one gets to launch tactical nukes at Philadelphia until they’re 100% complete on annual training.”

Al Qaeda marks 9/11 anniversary with honor flight to New York

The State Department has condemned the plan as “appalling” and “outrageous,”

Iran threatens Israel with 'Updog' weapon

Iran has remained tight-lipped on the exact nature of this new threat.

North Koreans celebrate Kim Jong un winning every Olympic gold medal

“The divine athleticism of our Dear Leader has shocked the war mongering West."

US vows evacuation of citizens from Gaza will be as flawless as Afghan evacuation

Sometimes the sequel is even better than the original.

Afghanistan donates 50 MRAPs and Bagram Air Field to Ukraine

These MRAP best quality, my friend

Iran attacks US warships in the Gulf of Tonkin

HO CHI MINH CITY, Vietnam—Iran has staged a failed hit-and-run attack on U.S. warships, the Navy has reported. According to Pentagon officials, vessels secretly

Al Baghdadi confirms he has more virgins than Epstein in the afterlife

AL JANNAH (Heaven) — Earlier this week, former ISIS head Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi announced that he has obtained more virgins in the afterlife than fellow afterlifer Jeffery Epstein.

Russia accidentally kills senior Islamic State leader while bombing hospital

DAMASCUS — On Saturday, Russian Air Force bombers killed a senior Islamic State facilitation leader named Hussain Junaid al-Amriki during an air raid on a hospital in Idlib

ISAF drops candy to Afghan children, kills 51

MAZAR-I-SHARIF, AFGHANISTAN - In a tragic accident earlier today, aircraft belonging to the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) inadvertently killed 51 Afghans near the city of Mazar-

Disney buys rights to Afghanistan from Department of Defense

ARLINGTON, VA - In a surprise move that has caught many service-members off guard, the Pentagon announced plans to sell the rights to Afghanistan to the Walt Disney

Syria to host Iraq war reenactors

DAMASCUS, SYRIA – The government of Syria will be hosting the world's first official Iraq War reenactment, an international event drawing in thousands of participants in time

Activision partners with Al-Qaeda for latest installment in 'Call of Duty' franchise

LOS ANGELES, CA – Amidst cries of outrage and controversy, Activision unveiled the latest addition to the Call of Duty franchise at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) last week,

John Kerry announces protest of Syrian conflict as soon as he finishes starting it

WASHINGTON, DC — Secretary of State John Kerry announced he would be firmly against any military action in Syria, and plans to lead an anti-war movement to protest

Obama appeals for calm as Assad wreaks havoc on homecoming parade

DAMASCUS, SYRIA — President Obama urged calm Tuesday and insisted all was well in response to disruption of the annual Homecoming Parade by Syrian leader Bashar Al Assad and

Suicidal Al Qaeda operative calls Jihadist crisis line

White House: Not enough US citizens in ISIS to make air strikes worthwhile

BAGHDAD, Iraq — The United States rejected a formal request for manned and unmanned air support from Iraqi Prime Minister Nour al-Maliki last month to combat militants since

The essential guide to moving up the ranks of the US military

Do you find your military service frustrating? Do you wish you could move up the ranks faster? If so, we have the guide for you. Each year, when

Gamer who joined ISIS has terrible kill-to-death ratio

KOBANI, Syria — Hector Bazinet, a Belgian citizen and self-described "gaming fanatic" who left home to join the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL)

New ISIS propaganda video claims American colors do run

BAGHDAD, Iraq — A new ISIS video is set to be released this week and Americans are "not going to like it," according to multiple sources in

ISIS leader abu Bakr al-Baghdadi orders more 'family-friendly' execution videos

TIKRIT, Iraq — ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has ordered the group’s execution videos reflect a kindler, gentler jihad that will appeal to the whole family, sources

Press just now realizing what all those 'man Love Thursday' jokes are about

NEW YORK — The editorial board of The New York Times and other media outlets has caught on to the back-story behind the plethora of "Man Love

Pentagon downplays significance of Taliban taking over all of Afghanistan last night

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Taliban's complete takeover of Afghanistan late last night, Pentagon Press Secretary Peter Cook noted in an early morning press briefing that