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7 Nov Cash-strapped Pentagon downgrades to military service with ads After each crossing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, sentinels now scream “AFLAC!” 1 min 5 Nov Top 10 things SECDEF is spending money on while you’re not getting paid It's nice to know he's having the time of his life. 4 min 29 Oct Secretary is a lady job, says newly-minted CEO of War Hegseth expected to ring Pentagon bell at close of every operation. 1 min 27 Oct Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal wintergreen to pay troops Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans 3 min 13 Oct Top 10 things you can’t buy because you're not getting paid Congress assures troops that poverty builds character. 2 min 10 Oct Handwritten ‘no girls aloud’ sign spotted outside Joint Chiefs’ treehouse Sources confirm women still permitted in actual Pentagon, for now 3 min 30 Sep Leaked agenda outlines schedule for generals’ meeting at Quantico Generals brace for height/weight checks, essay contests, and trial by combat 4 min 29 Sep Master strategist Pete Hegseth to gather all US military leaders in same place at same time Defense secretary insists meeting is secure because it’s on Google Calendar as “Private” 2 min 22 Sep Inside the race to design the douchiest Department of War t-shirt Pete Hegseth demands designs that are ‘super fucking lethal.’ 1 min
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