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Sergeant Major Disappointed 'The Force Awakens' Not About Reveille, Morning PT

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Oct 05, 2022
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FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Sgt. Maj. Lawrence Kershner called an emergency battalion formation to warn soldiers not to watch The Force Awakens after seeing it at a midnight showing, battalion sources confirm.

"The film literally has nothing to do with any military force waking up," Kershner told the assembled troops, in a rambling speech that seemed to last near…

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