WASHINGTON — The international nuclear feud between President Donald Trump and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un will soon culminate in the last remaining non-military option, with both taking part in an epic dance battle.
“I told that whacko maniac we need to settle this like REAL men – with a dance-off,” Trump tweeted last night. “China’s finally stepping up, and they’re gonna host! Gotta love China. Smart kids over there.”
In a news conference live-tweeted by Trump, Chinese President Xi Jinping announced the event would be held in the Bird’s Nest, site of the 2008 summer Olympic Games.
