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North Pole warns of pilot shortage as reindeer leave for commercial sleighlines

North Pole warns of pilot shortage as reindeer leave for commercial sleighlines

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Oct 05, 2022
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SANTA'S WORKSHOP — The North Pole is in the midst of a readiness crisis as it struggles to fill its pilot ranks with qualified reindeer, who are leaving the service in record numbers to work at commercial sleighlines, sources confirmed today.

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