WASHINGTON — The entire military was granted an emergency shaving profile days after Gillette released a new ad campaign inspired by the #MeToo movement, sources confirmed today.
The two-minute ad critiqued "toxic masculinity" and "the boys will be boys" attitude, which ignited a social media firestorm.
Millions of service members reported for duty with a distinctive five o'clock shadow, while fresh faced personnel were asked which brand of razor they used.
