Army strategists much better at planning fantasy wars instead of war in Afghanistan
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources suggest the current crop of Army Strategists are experts at the strategic implications of Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Game of Thrones, despite being wholly unable to comprise a coherent plan to stabilize Afghanistan at any point during the last 18 years.
This fact was brought to light by Gen. Austin "Scott" Miller, the comm…
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