Space boot won't stop wearing exoskeleton out in town
WILD HORSE, Colo. – Eyes rolling with the centripetal force of a parabolic orbit, sources derided a newly minted space cadet’s efforts to impress the local populace today, unanimously cataloguing the Space Force’s freshest specimen as a “total fucking boot.”
“Fuck, could he possibly try harder?” asked Tech Sgt. Emily Waller. “This douche is trying to pic…
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