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NORTHCOM assures Canada new OPLAN Crimson just 'fun thought experiment'
"It’s just a fun little thought experiment for our planners to get some practice.”
Feb 12
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Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
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DOGE says ‘22 a day’ isn’t nearly enough
“Look, 22 a day just isn’t going to cut it,” said DOGE chief Elon Musk.
Feb 10
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Bad Lawyer
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DOGE says ‘22 a day’ isn’t nearly enough
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Trump nominates Giant Floating Pile of Trash to lead Coast Guard
Upon confirmation, Giant Floating Pile of Trash will replace relieved commandant Adm. Linda Fagan.
Feb 7
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Slab Squatthrust
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Trump nominates Giant Floating Pile of Trash to lead Coast Guard
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Mustachioed Navy officer, obsessed with Japan and toe shoes, still single somehow
So weird.
Feb 5
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Gray Sea Liu
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Nathan Seaburn
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Navy Corpsman refuses to give Motrin, tourniquets
“I am making Havoc healthy again,” says Kennedy.
Feb 3
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Thunder Chicken
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Navy Corpsman refuses to give Motrin, tourniquets
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January 2025
Duffel Blog's guide to making a horrific aviation accident about your politics
It is absolutely critical to work fast before all the facts come in.
Jan 31
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BYOBooyah
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Pentagon says Space Force can sleep inside tonight since it’s so cold
"Given the extreme cold, we thought it only humane to let the Space Force come inside for the night."
Jan 29
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As for Class
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Pentagon says Space Force can sleep inside tonight since it’s so cold
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North Korean soldier given sharpie for first time draws penis
So typical.
Jan 27
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Duffel Blog
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North Korean soldier given sharpie for first time draws penis
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Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire
“You can’t fire me if you can’t find me,” read a note at the bottom of a coffee mug at Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune.
Jan 24
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Cat Astronaut
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Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire
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DoD rushes to add obvious 'woke' things to keep Hegseth busy
“Hey, someone close the door, the weekly interoffice gay pride parade is kind of loud.”
Jan 22
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Duffel Blog
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DoD rushes to add obvious 'woke' things to keep Hegseth busy
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Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief
Musk emphasized that Trump’s leadership would bring “business savvy” to future military operations.
Jan 20
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Clay Beyersdorfer
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Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief
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'I'm not a perfect person' says Hegseth, who is not even a sort of ok person
“Is Pete a cheater? Sure, but who among us isn’t?” one senator asked in front of his bewildered wife and mother of his six children.
Jan 17
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Gray Sea Liu
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