Service says prank began as jab at George Washington and ‘just got out of hand’
Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment
Police officer removes SECDEF using towel and rubber gloves
Cobra had been increasingly preoccupied with Billy’s future, particularly in the aftermath of the group’s disastrous foray into Ukraine.
General returns to find ICE in museums, POWs in Ukraine, and the Constitution on vacation.
“While the military will assuredly go on destroying the world in life, the Golden State will not allow them to do so in death,” said Gov. Newsom.
“I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.”
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