Pete Hegseth thrown onto court at WNBA game
Police officer removes SECDEF using towel and rubber gloves
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Cobra Commander begs son to join Air Force
Cobra had been increasingly preoccupied with Billy’s future, particularly in the aftermath of the group’s disastrous foray into Ukraine.
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Mattis emerges from time machine, horrified to learn Pete Hegseth is SecDef
General returns to find ICE in museums, POWs in Ukraine, and the Constitution on vacation.
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California bans veteran burials due to unacceptable levels of PFAS
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