US turns corner in Iran, finds itself in Iraq
Pentagon confirms operation continues to move ‘forward’
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Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time
Service says prank began as jab at George Washington and ‘just got out of hand’
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General officer summit extended for K-Pop Demon Hunter singalong
Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment
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Pete Hegseth thrown onto court at WNBA game
Police officer removes SECDEF using towel and rubber gloves
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Cobra Commander begs son to join Air Force
Cobra had been increasingly preoccupied with Billy’s future, particularly in the aftermath of the group’s disastrous foray into Ukraine.
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Mattis emerges from time machine, horrified to learn Pete Hegseth is SecDef
General returns to find ICE in museums, POWs in Ukraine, and the Constitution on vacation.
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California bans veteran burials due to unacceptable levels of PFAS
“While the military will assuredly go on destroying the world in life, the Golden State will not allow them to do so in death,” said Gov. Newsom.
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Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD vance’s soul
“I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.”
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