Government shutdown shuts down government task force to end government shutdowns
Can you tell me how this ends?
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ASK SGT CASANOVA: Deciphering keywords in dating profiles
Just sayin' man
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"Unsustainable" number of Ft. Cavazos soldiers injured tripping over bodies
"The force can't sustain this injury rate, it's time to think about prevention."
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Marines: Uhh, that F-35 was in SERE school
Investigation complete. Careers protected. Nothing to see here.
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Alien presents F-35 as proof of intelligent life to Homeworld government
Did you ever actually SEE a debris field?
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Missing F-35 found dead after breakup with pilot
Suicide or murder? Investigators considering all possibilities
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September surprise: 22 veterans per day clearly aware of suicide
Seriously though, thanks for the month
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Rear Admiral who fucked around retires without finding out
Look, it's not like he's an E7.
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DoD unaware Chief Warrant officers guild has been on strike since 1987
But their hats and keys were on the desk!
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SEAL’s tell-all haiku wins ship’s poetry slam
SEAL Team 5-7-5 fights to victory
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OEF Sergeant Major still worries about the tidy grass he left behind
AY TERRY! I KNOW THE MADRASSAH AIN'T TEACH YOU TO CRAP ON NO LAWN!
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George santos’ new autobiography, to hell and back, beautiful meditation on combat
Congressman survived expulsion, many imaginary combat tours
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Trump dashes across North Korean border in bid for asylum
Who thought he could move that fast?
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Cuba intel mission struggling after death of Jimmy Buffett
Recipe for good lechon asado still escaping everyone north of Everglades City
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West Point time capsule reveals Jefferson Davis voted "most likely to split nation in two"
Little known West Point cadet still inspires some American leaders
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Putin selects Mike Flynn as next Wagner group chief
Eric Prince a bridesmaid once again
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Yevgeny Prigozhin pronounced dead after tragic fall from 30,000-foot window
Nine bodies and wreckage found nearby "totally unconnected"
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E4 Mafia opens 'E3 joint center of excellence'
Frfr dog, place is bussin'
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Netflix announces all-female remake of US Navy
Suddenly "long, hard, and full of seamen" jokes less relevant
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North Korea requests starvation best practices from Fort Cavazos
Rumors rampant of starvation and cannibalism amongst the rank and file
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Fort Cavazos soldier discovers body while dumpster diving for food
Upside alert! Decomposing corpses are an appetite suppressant!
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"Guys who almost joined" and "guys who will never make it on the outside" unite as "guys who won't shut up about it"
They loved their DIs, still had to punch them
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Niger's vets show jan. 6th vets how it’s done at coup D'état 2023
American insurrectionists slow clapping approaches crescendo
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“Aggressive” Jon Stewart harassing veterans about PACT Act benefits
"Does it take Sandler to get vets to take care of themselves?"
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Lance Cpl. Extends 248th Birthday Ball TikTok invite to Rep. Lauren Boebert
Lance Cpl. Handslip: "I got this on lock, son!"
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