New MRE has only tobacco, caffeine, and jalapeño-cheese spread
Tastes like victory.
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AFN's 'Undercover Boss: Joint chiefs' show not fooling anyone
We're noobs, not morons.
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Pentagon authorizes female service members hazard duty pay for pretty much all assignments
Out of ideas.
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New VR headsets let soldiers see what life would be like if they joined the Air Force
Be all that you can see.
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North Korea promises to kill as many citizens as necessary to resist US aggression
Butchering your own people is a modern winning strategy.
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Interactive military museum exhibit invites patrons to poop like the troops
Lessons in tactical crapping
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White House under fire over Major Biden promotion to lieutenant colonel
Critics are barking mad.
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Kim Jong-Un seen outside Mar-a-Lago blasting 'in your eyes' on boombox
Kim tries to win back his crush.
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Air Force opens first Montessori Officer Training school
“Traditional commissioning programs are, by definition, extremely rigid,” said Lt. Col. Dan “Moon” Beam.
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Michigan to host first Space Force militia
They already have about 10 cases of freeze-dried astronaut ice cream.
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Army-developed artificial intelligence asks if it’s too late to join the Air Force
“I hear that Air Force systems don’t have to boot up until 0700 or 0730 most days."
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Recruiter nervously watching economy improve
“Shit,” he muttered. The unemployment rate had just dropped to 6.9 percent.
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Iraq evacuates nonessential workers, fortifies embassy ahead of US presidential inauguration
Iraq also asked the U.N. to set up a "no fly zone" over Washington, D.C.
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Bewildered senior airman learns he is new acting secretary of defense
“Is this like an extra duty?” asked Senior Airman Davis McDaniels.
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Pentagon authorizes war on Christmas campaign medal
The medal features a red badge resembling a Christmas ornament underneath festive red, yellow, and green vertical ribbon bands.
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Air Force deploys precision-guided Covid-19 vaccine delivery system
The GBU-99 Joint Direct Vaccination Munition (JDVM) Mark I uses GPS programming.
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