Skip to content
America's Most-Trusted Military News
Breaking
Loading headlines...

Esper fired for not being coup enough, sources say

“The president could just respect the decision of the Electoral College, but he thinks he’s too coup for schoo.”

| 1 min read
Esper fired for not being coup enough, sources say

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump fired Mark Esper after deciding his defense secretary was simply not coup enough for the current administration, according to defense and administration officials.

Christopher Miller, Esper’s acting replacement, believes Esper was good at the job but kind of a dork.

“Mark was all right, but he doesn’t drink or smoke and refuses to deploy U.S. troops against our own citizens,” Miller said during a press conference at the Hilton Tree Removal Service on Wednesday. “That’s totally not coup if you ask me.”

Your Cart

Your cart is empty

Browse the shop to find something you like.

Continue Shopping →
Subtotal

Shipping & taxes calculated at checkout.