CASPER, Wy. – Sources close to Dick Cheney report the former vice president has been looking nearly 20 years younger since the death of former Secretary of State Colin Powell.
A Secret Service agent who requested anonymity reported seeing the former head of KBR doing morning windsprints, practicing break dancing, and doing Parkour following the death of Powell.
Many observers noticed Cheney exhibiting a similar boost in moxie following the death of fellow Iraq War architect, Donald Rumsfeld in June of 2021.
