WASHINGTON — John Bolton's tell-all book has been revealed as 400 pages of a madman rambling about the need to bomb Iran, sources report.
“Initially we tried to prevent the release of Bolton's book, The Room Where It Happened,” Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said. “We were worried it would contain classified information. Although Bolton had access to that information, he was too stupid to understand it.”
Critics claim The Room Where It Happened is meandering drivel that seems to have been ghost written by a child.
