AFGHANISTAN — Marking the beginning of fall and a pivot towards a more bountiful, festive campaign season, an Air Force F-16 fighter dropped a pumpkin spice Joint Direct Attack Munition on a Taliban fighting position, sources confirmed today.
"There's nothing more lovely than when the leaves start to turn and all of our munitions are spiced with a savory hint of nutmeg and ginger," said Capt. Mitch Lozano, the pilot. "You can almost taste the cool, damp leaves of autumn and the rich musk of freshly cut hay in the air after every attack."
