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Army not looking forward to prostate exam after 244th birthday

Army not looking forward to prostate exam after 244th birthday

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON—The Army will celebrate its birthday today with the rite of passage every service endures once it reaches a certain age, the dreaded prostate exam, sources say.

Over the past 244 years, the Army has enjoyed relatively good health, with the exception of a few minor hiccups post-Vietnam and after the Gulf War, the Army recently told Congress. “U…

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