DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Tucker Max gives your weekend safety brief
It was Friday in Camp Lejeune, the Marine base in North Carolina, where a lot of Marines are stationed. A bunch of grunts (those are Marines who are infantry Marines) were gathered on the field but not in formation yet, because they hadn't been called to formation, but they were going to be soon.
The grunts were talking about all the cool parties and things they were going to do, mostly planning to drink a lot, and bang whores and sluts. One of the Marines, named SteelBlade because names like that are cool, said “I'm going to get so much pussy this weekend!”
Another Marine named DragonKnife, said “I'm going to get SO MUCH pussy! And have lots of alcohol and more sex!”
Steelblade: "Here comes Staff Sgt. Drunkrage Python!” The Marines fell into formation as Staff Sgt. Drunkrage Python walked up. He was a good looking, strong man, who had a giant dick, and got laid all the time because he was a super cool Marine man.
“Listen up Marines!” Drunkrage Python shouted, his voice was loud, and all …
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