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After Dempsey's Son Uses Computer, DoD Issues Directive: 'I SUCK WEENER'

After Dempsey's Son Uses Computer, DoD Issues Directive: 'I SUCK WEENER'

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Oct 05, 2022
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THE PENTAGON – Many service members were scratching their heads Monday after receiving a cryptic new directive from the office of Gen. Martin Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Coincidentally, Dempsey’s teenage son Corey, currently grounded and without car keys after receiving a D in Poli Sci, visited his father’s office the same morning. Ac…

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