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“I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.”
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“I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.”
Here are Hegseth’s best “easy outs” for serving allies and partners a big cold dish of reality.
The company has been "an industry-leading innovator in bullet point technology for over five decades."
“We are very proud of this milestone,” said Adm. Lisa Francetti.
According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events.
“Thank you, Jeff! Thank you, Tina! Your service is not forgotten."
Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded
Senior defense officials say Flynn is an accomplished expert on the international enclave.
Pro: This will own the libs, so hard
"Look me in the eye and tell me God does not 100% revile the infantry."
"It’s just a fun little thought experiment for our planners to get some practice.”
“Look, 22 a day just isn’t going to cut it,” said DOGE chief Elon Musk.
Upon confirmation, Giant Floating Pile of Trash will replace relieved commandant Adm. Linda Fagan.
So weird.
“I am making Havoc healthy again,” says Kennedy.
It is absolutely critical to work fast before all the facts come in.
"Given the extreme cold, we thought it only humane to let the Space Force come inside for the night."
So typical.
“You can’t fire me if you can’t find me,” read a note at the bottom of a coffee mug at Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune.
“Hey, someone close the door, the weekly interoffice gay pride parade is kind of loud.”
Musk emphasized that Trump’s leadership would bring “business savvy” to future military operations.
“Is Pete a cheater? Sure, but who among us isn’t?” one senator asked in front of his bewildered wife and mother of his six children.
CNO Adm. Lisa Franchetti announced the new measure yesterday.
Sure, you can feel a little bad for the guy.
If he smells like tequila, ask no questions, and he’ll tell you no lies.
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