This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Citing DEI, Pentagon ends special treatment of black mold in barracks
Black mold is now able to serve openly in the barracks with no special treatment and will be judged fairly against other barracks residents.
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Hegseth punishes himself with extra set of 47 pushups for leaking war plans
"Accountability has been my watchword from day one, and my little boo-boo is no exception,” he said.
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Intel update briefing prepared by National Security Advisor Mike Waltz
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The Trump administration also accidentally texted us its war plans
Strike plans—whatever you want to call them—it's classified okay?
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Man known for poor judgment displays poor judgment
“I was shocked when I heard Pete was the source of the Pentagon leaks,” said Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard.
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Jeff and tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck?
All we asked for was 80% compliance.
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Hegseth says he meant to send dick pic, not war plans
“It reminds me of this one time when I was in this chick’s OODA Loop and accidentally gave her Plan Bravo instead of Plan B the next morning."
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Lieutenant won't shut the fuck up about IPAs
“He won’t stop,” said Sgt. Jake Mendoza, rolling his eyes.
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Duffel Blog’s guide to joining a foreign military
Looking for a fresh start in a foreign land? We've got you covered.
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TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with presidential directives
"It's super awkward to put on my LinkedIn profile," said Gen. Randall Reed, the commander.
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Pentagon offers black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers
"“All the DEI nonsense muddied the waters of where Black merit traditionally lies in the military," a spokesman said.
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Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
The markings will distinguish U.S. forces from “freedom-hating and war-mongering Ukrainians,” according to Hegseth.
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VA secretary promises to personally punch every veteran in the nutsack
“If you’re excited about these changes, just wait til you see what I do to your balls.”
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Pentagon establishes task force of task forces to address need for task forces
“So, naturally, we formed a task force to determine whether we had too many task forces."
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Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD vance’s soul
“I guess I thought there was more humanity to unravel with J.D.”
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Hegseth’s top tips on using the warrior ethos to abandon allies and warfighters
Here are Hegseth’s best “easy outs” for serving allies and partners a big cold dish of reality.
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Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week
The company has been "an industry-leading innovator in bullet point technology for over five decades."
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US Navy commissions first openly-straight officer
“We are very proud of this milestone,” said Adm. Lisa Francetti.
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Dozens killed in Navy SEAL raid on clandestine DEI cell
According to CIA data, in 2024 alone, DEI agents hosted more than 2,000 diversity-themed events.
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Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
“Thank you, Jeff! Thank you, Tina! Your service is not forgotten."
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GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects
Corners remain to be turned, contracts to be awarded
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Mike Flynn appointed special envoy to the region between Putin’s ass cheeks
Senior defense officials say Flynn is an accomplished expert on the international enclave.
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The pros and cons of a Russian propagandist serving as director of national intelligence
Pro: This will own the libs, so hard
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Theologians say God actually hates the infantry
"Look me in the eye and tell me God does not 100% revile the infantry."
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NORTHCOM assures Canada new OPLAN Crimson just 'fun thought experiment'
"It’s just a fun little thought experiment for our planners to get some practice.”
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